Avril Service
2 hours ago
I'm sure many can relate.... 🤣
Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:
She went in my Audi
Sergeant:
What kind of Audi was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
Audi A6 Avant Black Edition,
Ambient Lighting pack - A6, Front and outer rear heated seats, Valcona leather - Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Pearlescent paint, Audi drive select, Audi parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning - front and rear, Cruise control, Driver's information system, MMI SD card Navigation, Mobile telephone preparation, PAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, Audi music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, MMI Radio plus with CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black cloth headlining, Double cargo floor, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Rear headrests, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with S line logo, Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack - A6 Avant, Non smoking pack - A6, Diesel particulate filter
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Audi ... See MoreSee Less
It’s only been a week of lockdown but is anyone else already fed up of not being able to get out and drive (particularly with this decent weather)?
To help relieve the boredom, share your favourite classic YouTube car/bike videos... Motorsport, road trips, movie car chases, reviews, let‘s see ‘em!
I’ll kick if off with this - F40, F50 and Mr Harris doing his thing, all in one video 👍😎
youtu.be/3MDTcXGsjuo ... See MoreSee Less
Unfortunately today's breakfast meet had to be cancelled so let's have a virtual one instead! Post a photo of what you would of brought along - your own breakfast/mug is optional 👍😄
Hope everyone is keeping healthy and safe, we'll be back with a real breakfast meet as soon as possible. ... See MoreSee Less
Gerard Grimalt
3 days ago
So my 5 year old son Harris wanted to make a wee COVID-19 Isolation video and we decided to remake a Tartan Tarmac car meet we went to on February 2018 using some of his Hotwheels cars, it's a car meet that Harris never forgot because it was a crisp frosty day, the weather was perfect and all his favourite cars were on show. But what made it for him was the YouTube video which followed shortly after, all his favourite songs were played while he watched his favourite cars over and over again, and he still asks to play it to this day. 😁💙🚘🚘
We would like to take this moment to thank all of the guys at Tartan Tarmac for all your hard work yous put into organising all the shows and keeping it safe and most of all making sure nobody does a Burn out leaving a show ....... 😜🚗💨💨 ... See MoreSee Less
